It’s Monday and you’re getting your cover story straight before you get home and tell the coworkers what a wonderful time you had at “Disney.”
#clothingoptional #couples #vacation #lifestyleresort
🎃✨ The hunt is on… ✨🎃
Find a Golden Pumpkin during our Summerween weekends and unlock exclusive discounts on your Halloween tickets! 🏆🎟️
🍂 Search every Friday & Saturday from July 17 – August 15
🎃 Find a pumpkin, bring it to the front desk, and claim your prize:
🧡 $15 off per person on Halloween or NYE tickets
🧡 $10 off per person on combo tickets
#tampahalloween #summerween
When it’s Sunday by the pool and last night may have gotten a little out of hand… suddenly there she is — the always-smiling, endlessly energetic Tweety appearing like a tiny ray of sunshine ready to take your lunch order. ☀️🍔🍹
#calientestaff #clothingoptional #poolday
🦜 Pedro’s Caliente Fashion Tip of the Day: Less is more. If your white glows and your skin shows, you’re doing it right. #glownight #glowparty #lifestyleparty
Next up…
Thursday: the Frill is on Ladies’ Night
🌴 Friday Night: Dive into our poolside Emoji Nighttime Pool Party with live music, dancing, and all the sexy fun.
🎪 Saturday Night: party in Twisted Wonderland: The Circus Reveal — our official countdown to Halloween 2026 begins!
Join Jim and Tina for karaoke in the Tiki Bar every Friday and Sunday.
We don’t care if you can sing — it’s the attitude you bring. 🎤🍹 #karaoke #poolparty #caliente
🐆 Freaky Friday is getting wild tonight! Break out the leopard print! Animal print theme party tonight with just $20 admission after 6 PM for couples. (Pay at the gate)
Dance, mingle, get wild!
#itsacalientething #lifestyleparty
The Caliente Kitchen is on fire 🔥🔥🔥 Check out our dinner specials and treat yourself to something delicious! #finedining #calientekitchen #foodies
Burgers, billiards and bragging rights.
Who says weekdays can’t be fun?
#calientewednesday #calientesportsbar
Have you ever noticed how Pedro disappears from the lobby?
Yeah… so did we.
Naturally, we decided to do a little investigating and what we’ve discovered is a bit shocking.
It turns out Pedro goes home with John from Security quite a bit.
We’re not jumping to conclusions, but we’re starting to think there’s more to this story.
#pedro #calientestaff #netflix #parrots






