Less is more. Especially when you’re packing for our pool. 😉👙 #tampa #clothingoptional #vacation ...

It doesn’t get more alpha than management serving poolside wieners at midnight. 🤣🌭

Thanks, Chad and Joel!

#FunPlacesToWork #Alpha #Boss #latenights #tampaparties ...

Pedro was locked up all weekend… yet somehow, we STILL received a few complaints from staff.

Our investigation has uncovered a shocking new development:

Pedro may not be working alone. 🦜🐿️

The suspect was spotted near Pedro’s cage and immediately fled the scene.

#pedroproblems #calienteresorts ...

Summer’s sticking around for a while—and no one knows it better than Bianca, who spends her days in the heat keeping all you party people hydrated. ☀️🍹

#itsacalientething #calientestaff #tampa ...

Last night was ONE HELL of a party! 🔥

Huge shoutout to @Down2Partyevents for bringing the energy, featuring incredible sets from @anthonyattalla and @essentialfreaks 🔥🔥🔥

#tampa #lifestyleclub #d2p #calienteresort ...

We may be partying hard this weekend and celebrating summer… but we’re definitely not done yet! 🇺🇸🔥

Next week, we keep the party rolling straight into Labor Day Weekend! 🎉

@theafterdarkband @nofilterband #labordayweekend #tampa ...

🐝 We’ve sure got a lot of Queen Bees around here! 👑

It’s Ladies’ Night — bring your queen and she can enjoy FREE drinks from 8–10 PM in the nightclub. 🍸✨ #ladiesnight #calientethursdays #tampadatenight ...

The only thing more fun than a day at the big pool… a day at the big pool with new friends!
#itsacalientething
#vacationmode #clothingoptional ...

🚨 PEDRO UPDATE 🚨

After a dramatic 24-hour hold, Pedro is out on bond and back at Caliente.

She claims she’s turned over a new leaf. 🌿
No fighting. No grudges. No threatening the staff.

Just singing, self-reflection and trying to be a better bird. 🦜🎶

With a HUGE weekend ahead, we’re really hoping she behaves herself.

So far… she’s been suspiciously cheerful. 👀

#PedroProblems #parrot ...

Just a few more days until we kick off a HUGE party weekend at Caliente! 🔥🎶

If you’ve never been to Caliente and you love EDM, this is the weekend to check us out. Incredible DJs, high-energy beats, poolside parties and an amazing crowd! #tampa #lifestyleparty #edm #anthonyattalla #down2partyevents ...

Something tells us you might need to call in sick sometime soon. 🌴 #staycation #playhookie #clothingoptional #tampa #daypass ...

🚨 BREAKING: PEDRO IS ON THE RUN. 🚨

After John gently suggested that Pedro might benefit from a little anger management, she went berserk and flew away. 🦜💨

She has not been seen since and is now officially ON THE RUN.

If anyone has information regarding Pedro’s whereabouts, please report it immediately to the proper authorities. Do not attempt to reason with her.

We’re hopeful Pedro can be located safely and finally get the help she needs to become a lover, not a fighter. ❤️

#itsacalientething #pedroproblems ...

🎪🔥 GET YOUR TICKETS 🔥🎪

This Halloween, the circus gets a whole lot darker and sexier!

Step inside Cirque des Damnés at Caliente — a twisted night of seductive oddities, wicked costumes, live entertainment and deliciously dark surprises.

🎃 Saturday, October 31
🎟️ Doors open at 7PM
🍽️ Buffet reception included
🎸 Live performance by #NOFILTER
🎧 DJ Ian
🏆 Midnight Costume Contest — WIN AN ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP!

Come dressed to shock, seduce, scare… or all three.

🎪Get your tickets now!
www.813halloween #calientehalloween #halloweenparty #tampahalloween #costumecontest ...

Sundays by the pool are some of the best days at Caliente. ☀️🌴

The weekend isn’t over yet… so grab a drink, find your spot by the pool, and gently forget that Monday even exists. ...

We warned you Johanna. ☠️ ...

It’s DJ Ian’s birthday! 🎉 And guess what he gets to do? Celebrate with YOU! 🥳 Come party in the nightclub tonight starting at 8 PM. #calientestaff ...